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Cat begging for food

(Source: sirjohnwatsons, via grazzia88)

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

(Source: buttlass, via thisisforeverme)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via thisisforeverme)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via thisisforeverme)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via unimportant)


“Very, very friendly. Very attractive man in my opinion, I dunno. He’s so sexy I’ll just say that. (laughs) I can’t remember what I was just saying— I just got so swept up in James Franco.” - Seth Rogen on the David Letterman Show.

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via mystery-y-y)

ejpellot:

Nothing was the same Because of the internet. 
Fan Art cause I’m bout it

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via stability)

nohighs:


YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

datjukebird:

condensation

(Source: makemelaughblog, via stability)

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