johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

seeaann:

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

seeaann:

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

sizvideos:

Video

Amore mio.

  • Rain! :)
    Status:
  • Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

warhol-enthusiast:

mushedyam:

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

Wow

He looks like an uncooked chiken